You're equally toxic. It's honestly impressive.
Congratulations, you're both terrible in perfectly balanced quantities. The toxicity is distributed so evenly between you that it's almost... fair? You both bring the silent treatments, the passive aggression, the 'I'm fine' energy in equal measure. Neither of you can claim moral high ground because you're both standing in the same radioactive swamp. The scary part is that this balance might actually be what keeps you together — you both UNDERSTAND the chaos because you both CREATE it. Is this healthy? Absolutely not. Is it stable? Somehow, weirdly, yes. Two toxic people who are toxic in the same way is either the worst relationship ever or the most honest one.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou're equally toxic and the reason it works is because you've both agreed to the same dysfunctional rules without ever saying them out loud.