You both gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss each other.
This isn't a relationship, it's a competitive sport. You're both out here weaponizing silence, collecting receipts, posting cryptic stories AT each other, and then making out like nothing happened. Your friends are exhausted just hearing about you. Your DMs are a crime scene of passive-aggressive memes and 'wdym by that' texts. You don't argue — you PERFORM. Every fight is a Broadway production with costume changes. The wildest part? You both THRIVE on this. The chaos isn't a bug, it's the feature. You'd both be bored in a healthy relationship and you know it. This is either going to end in a spectacular breakup or a marriage that terrifies everyone at brunch.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou're both addicted to the drama and the makeup energy after fights. it's not love — it's mutual adrenaline addiction with cuddling.