You exist outside of time. Nobody can categorize you.
You can't be put in an age box because you operate on a different timeline entirely. One minute you're making fart jokes, the next you're dropping existential wisdom that makes people question reality. You have the energy of a 5-year-old, the cynicism of a 60-year-old, and the impulse control of neither. You are a paradox wrapped in a hoodie. People can't figure you out and you can't figure yourself out and somehow that's your whole personality. Chaotic, timeless, impossible to replicate.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou exist outside every category because no single age could contain the specific chaos you bring to this planet.