You run on memes, drama, and zero sleep.
Your brain is permanently stuck in peak teenager mode. You thrive on drama (other people's), you communicate exclusively in memes, and your sleep schedule is a war crime. You have strong opinions about things that don't matter and zero opinions about things that do. You're chronically online, emotionally chaotic, and somehow always in the middle of a situation. It's exhausting. It's iconic. You wouldn't have it any other way.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou run on emotion and impulse and the adults in the room wish you'd stop. but you're the only honest one here.