You've been retired since birth.
You came out of the womb tired. Your ideal night is tea, a blanket, and silence. You've been saying "I'm too old for this" since you were 16 and you meant it every time. Loud places give you anxiety, you fall asleep during movies, and you have VERY strong opinions about comfortable shoes. But here's the thing — you're at peace. While everyone else is chasing chaos, you're in bed by 9 and genuinely happy about it. You've cracked the code. The code is naps.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou've been tired since you were 12 and you've made peace with it. that's either wisdom or giving up and honestly the line is thin.