Nobody asked. Everyone heard.
You've narrated the entire first half, including the ads. 'Oh he's furious now.' 'This is exactly like that thing I told you about.' 'Watch this, watch this, WATCH—' Nobody asked. Everyone heard. The Eye reviewed the broadcast rights and found you never actually acquired them — you just started talking one day in 2014 and the feed never cut. Because here's what the play-by-play is really for: silence. A quiet moment in a full room reads to you as a malfunction, a dropped call, a vacuum that something bad could rush into — and you are the emergency broadcast system that makes sure it never lands. You do it at movies. In cars. During other people's stories ('this is JUST like the time I—'). The Eye also caught the softer truth under the volume: you feel most real when the room is responding to you. A laugh, a 'no way,' even a groan — that's the signal that says you're here, you're received, you exist in this room. The match could be anything. The broadcast is you, asking to be heard, in the only format you trust.
Get your read — free on iPhonethe play-by-play isn't for the room. silence is, and the eye knows what you hear in it.