You'd never start it. But you will absolutely pull up a chair and let it cook.
Drama is your favorite spectator sport, and you are season-ticket holders. You'd never throw the first punch, but if a fight's brewing across the room? Phone tilted, snacks deployed, group chat ready for live coverage. You collect tea with the calm precision of a documentary narrator. The only risk is that 'just watching' isn't quite as innocent as it feels — sometimes the audience is part of why the show goes on.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou didn't start it and you won't stop it. you'll just tilt your phone, grab snacks, and provide live commentary to the group chat.