You don't start the drama. It just keeps finding you, like a stray cat that knows you'll feed it.
You swear you keep to yourself, and yet somehow there's always a Situation. Your ex texts at midnight, your roommate's beef becomes your problem, and the group chat goes off at 2am — about you. You're not lighting the fires; you're just standing very close to the matches, every single time. The drama isn't a hobby, it's gravity, and you're the planet.
Get your read — free on iPhoneNotice the difference between drama happening TO you and drama you keep RSVP-ing 'yes' to. Next time a Situation slides into your DMs, try one boring response: 'oh that's wild, anyway.' You'll be shocked how fast a plotline dies when you stop watering it.
Two Magnets is a reality show with no producer — entertaining, exhausting, cancelled by season two. You stabilize beautifully with an Off-The-Grid type who pulls you out of the storm, and you genuinely cannot resist a Firestarter, which is exactly why you should screen their calls.
you swear you stay out of it, yet the group chat is always somehow about you. the drama isn't your hobby — it's your gravity.
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