You're 20 but your soul wears linen.
You're spiritually a 65-year-old woman who owns a beach house in Nantucket and reads novels on the porch. Linen pants, a cashmere sweater tied around your shoulders, a garden you actually tend to, and a kitchen that looks like a Nancy Meyers movie. You drink white wine and have strong opinions about olive oil. You're the oldest soul in every room and you find chaos exhausting. Your energy is calm, curated, and mildly judgmental in the best way.
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