You're actually in a relationship. Congrats on being normal.
Plot twist: you're not in a situationship at all. You're in an actual, real, labeled, mutually-acknowledged relationship. You know where you stand, they know where they stand, and nobody is losing sleep over a 3-hour text gap. You make plans. You've met the friends. The 'what are we' conversation already happened and the answer was 'together.' You're the person your situationship-trapped friends come to for advice, and honestly they hate you a little for how easy you make it look. Keep being emotionally regulated, you absolute anomaly.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou're in a real relationship and either you're lucky or you just have standards. hard to tell which is rarer these days.