The Observer. No sides. No agenda. Just vibes.
You don't pick teams. Good, evil, law, chaos — you see the merit in all of it and refuse to commit. You make decisions case by case, without loyalty to any ideology. Some call you wishy-washy. You call it intellectual honesty. You're the friend who sees both sides in every argument and annoys everyone by not picking one. You believe balance is the natural state and extremes are the problem.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou watch everything from a distance and call it balance. it's also how you avoid getting hurt by any of it.