You're a liability and a legend. Simultaneously.
81-100% unhinged. You are FULLY unhinged and somehow still alive. Your existence is a series of events that would make great content but terrible life advice. You've texted the wrong person on purpose. You've made eye contact with your ex while doing something unforgivable. You've said "that's a problem for future me" so many times that future you is in therapy. People either worship you or fear you and usually both. You're not a red flag — you're the entire flag factory on fire. And you're roasting marshmallows over it.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou're the person people tell stories about. not all of them are flattering. you don't care. that's the scariest part.