71–100% petty. You didn't start it. But you will absolutely finish it.
You scored 71–100% petty — and you know it, you own it, and you have documented every situation that put you here. Someone takes your parking spot? You remember their license plate for six months. A friend cancels last minute? You're 'busy' for the next three plans without explanation. Someone wrongs you in a meeting? You spend the next week ensuring they feel your energy from across the room without ever speaking directly to it. You are a scholar of the small slight. An architect of the long game. You don't need grand gestures — you traffic in precision. The thing about being this far into the petty band is it's never random. There's a ledger, and it has standards. Cross them and you'll feel it in frequencies you can't quite name. Stay in their good graces and you've got one of the most reliable people alive. The pettiness is the proof they're paying close attention.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou didn't invent petty but you have documented it so thoroughly it might as well be yours.