Your squad would take over the world and look devastatingly good doing it.
You didn't get this result by accident. Your ideal squad isn't about friendship — it's about power, aesthetics, and the shared understanding that the world wasn't built for people like you so you might as well rebuild it. Your bestie is the ride-or-die lieutenant who'd burn it all down on your word. Your rival is whoever's currently on the throne. Your love interest is complicated, morally questionable, and the only person who's ever truly seen you. Your mentor taught you everything and then became the first person you surpassed. This squad doesn't do feelings — it does strategy, dramatic entrances, and monologues that go unreasonably hard. You're not evil. You're just done pretending the hero's way works.
Get your read — free on iPhoneyou chose the villains because heroes have to be good and you're exhausted by the performance.